The Leftovers Nobody Claims
A small container of leftovers survives in the refrigerator for days until nobody remembers who made it, when it went in, or whether anyone is still willing to claim it.
Food Habits
Exercise
Tomorrow I’ll Exercise
Exercise keeps getting assigned to the highly motivated version of yourself who is apparently scheduled to arrive tomorrow.
This Feels Personal
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Getting Everyone Out the Door
Everyone is technically getting ready, just on completely different schedules, until the whole family reaches the door and the keys mysteriously disappear.
Family Routines
Are You Cold or Is the House Cold?
Two people sit in the same room at the same temperature and somehow experience entirely different climates.
Couples
One Simple Phone Call
A five-minute administrative phone call stays on the to-do list for days because somehow starting it feels much bigger than actually making it.
Customer Service
Pick Your Problem
Most Painfully Accurate
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Nothing’s Wrong
Someone says nothing is wrong in a way that communicates very clearly that something is wrong.
Apparently Us
One Simple Phone Call
A five-minute administrative phone call stays on the to-do list for days because somehow starting it feels much bigger than actually making it.
Apparently Us
Why Did I Come to the Grocery Store?
A shopper walks into the grocery store for one specific thing, gets distracted by everything else, and then completely forgets the reason for the trip.
Apparently Us